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Crisis at chateau Tyecart!!

posted 13-1-2005 @ 11:20 PM www
Crisis at chateau Tyecart!!

I was feeling moody. I was dying for a twinkle and I'd driven for hours from Kitten1478s joint in kembc under a ravensky looking for tyke's place. Nadawee, dbz and princesschrichar were in the back seat grumbling. Anniebb was in the front with me, chomping on a slice of bree. Her hotlips were all over it. It was pretty fugly. "Leaping lizard! who farted,'' yelled saffyrose from the boot. "That's redhot, It's making me
dizzy. Whoever did that has noriegard. It's worse than gazza's33 in a row at christmas." "It ain't mystique32, that's for sure," I said, "geez you're going purplgirl." Just then I spotted a gate in a fence. A naked leprecauhn with a tulip in his bum was painted on it. "Abracadabra! this cotts to be it" I shouted in triumph, by jupiter we've found the rychbytch. "About time marstermind, you airhairlair" snapped nadawee. I drove along a bumpy track, flattening 3littlepigs, a motherduck and a pussy on the way and came to a tumbledown shanty by a brooke. "I need the tooty," said the princess, making a beeline for the outhouse. I rapped on the front door and it collapsed in a shower of white ants. "You grapeape," shouted dbz, "look what you've done." "Listen munchkin," I replied, " how would you like a banana where the sun don't shine?" Just then tyke appeared. She was topless and wore a leopard skin gstring. "Hello prof," she said in a husky voice. "See any wildlife on the way"? "Only a couple of white pointers," I stammered. "There's plenty to see here," she replied. "I've got two big acres." You certainly have," I chuckled, putting my eyeballs back in their sockets. "Come out the back and have a wiskey and a timtam" she continued. "Okeydokey," I replied She led the way to the pool. Actually it was a rusty caltex fuel tanker with the top cut off. There was quite a party going on. Tabitha, ruth, linrose and dovea were splashing about in their birthday suits and Andrew, nelke and peaceangel were lying under a gum tree, surrounded by empty beer bottles. A gorgeous blonde wandered up in a sapphire coloured bikini, shaking her chasis and drinking a pepsi. "Hi pirate," she said with a wink, "I'm paris, if you're the professor it's time you got to gnomey better you big allycat." She took my hand and led me into some bushes. I hadn't been there since 1968. She was taking her top off when there was a loud explosion. "Holy crap Batman, what was that," she yelled. We raced back to the party. A pall of smoke hung over the 'pool' and several members were dancing around like kooka roadrunners with their hair on fire. "Bloody jasall," screeched tyke, "I told her not to light up in the pool, we never drained all the fuel out"!! Bimbo the blue eyed goddess was running around with a bucket, trying to put everyone out when the ambulance arrived. I was the only one taken to hospital, I'd broken my arm when I fell off the verandah laughing. Wigs were all the rage in the forum fraternity for a while. As the saying goes, winnersrgrinners but sheet happens now and zen!!
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posted 13-1-2005 @ 11:28 PM www


"BRILLIANT"
posted 13-1-2005 @ 11:30 PM www


LMAO, thank-you Professor for the great laugh I really needed that tonight.



posted 13-1-2005 @ 11:36 PM www


Poor 3littlepigs :pig:
posted 13-1-2005 @ 11:59 PM www


LOL professor, Thanks for making me smile :D I needed it tonight
posted 14-1-2005 @ 12:07 AM www


Love it Professor
Sooooooooo very clever

Keep em coming :D

I agree! poor three little pigs, motherduck and the pussy :o :o :o hehehe and a whitepointer in the bush LMAO

and whisky and tim tams :o got to love it




posted 14-1-2005 @ 12:08 AM www


OMG I'm part of the family *wipes tear from right eye, sniffles * I'm right there, second line and in the back seat! (and still in the toot apparently!) Thank you professor - you've made my day... week... year so far!

No wonder you're off to the Big Apple - ya clever fella!
posted 14-1-2005 @ 12:21 AM www


Another hilarious and entertaining story, thanks for sharing it with us! Loved it :)
posted 14-1-2005 @ 12:24 AM www


Quote:
Originally posted by mystique32
Love it Professor
Sooooooooo very clever

Keep em coming :D

I agree! poor three little pigs, motherduck and the pussy :o :o :o hehehe and a whitepointer in the bush LMAO

and whisky and tim tams :o got to love it



Hope he remembers that I cannot survive without water-LOL




posted 14-1-2005 @ 12:25 AM www


:lol: :lol: :lol: never could do as I was told:D maybe I had better enter that nicorette comp I was looking at today:P
posted 14-1-2005 @ 12:31 AM www


What a wonderful way you have with words...awesome!!

Shayboo
posted 14-1-2005 @ 06:48 AM www


:lol: :lol: hilarious. the party was lots of fun! :lol:
posted 14-1-2005 @ 07:06 AM www


You are very, very, clever professor......

Keep on comping and New York won't be the only thing you will win:D:D

Excellent

:D
posted 14-1-2005 @ 07:24 AM www
Guess who's back..back again..Prof's back

tell a friend!

Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love your stories Prof..
Great to hear from ya!

Now everyone report to the dance floor..to the dance floor.....

I shall call Professor the "Thinking Man's Eminem"
posted 14-1-2005 @ 07:24 AM www


Oh my that was fantastic. You are so clever. Your name is aptly deserved one thinks.

Andrew give the man free premium for that one. Its very entertaining.
posted 14-1-2005 @ 07:49 AM www


Absolutely loved it Professor was a blast, my only complaint was I wasn't at the party.

NB to Mel - am certainly appreciating your Avatar.

Cheers
HappyMummy:)




posted 14-1-2005 @ 07:53 AM www


hehe....thats a great story Prof...keep 'em comin'
posted 14-1-2005 @ 08:04 AM www


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
posted 14-1-2005 @ 08:10 AM www


Great story, would love to see another series as I missed the last one!
posted 14-1-2005 @ 08:20 AM www


Hi prof! Thanks for your great story! I was a bit worried that you were going to take a twinkle in the JACuzzi, but then just a trifle disappointed that you didn't!

;);););)
posted 14-1-2005 @ 08:28 AM www


Fantastic prof, what a hoot. Thanks for the laugh. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
posted 14-1-2005 @ 09:00 AM www


Holy Crap Batman...............thats Awesome lol


*Paris shakes her chasis*


posted 14-1-2005 @ 09:01 AM www


Professor, well done! :D:D:D
posted 14-1-2005 @ 09:04 AM www


Welcome back professor!!!!

- dragging herself to her feet and brushing off the muddy tyretracks!!!
:pig: :pig: :pig:






posted 14-1-2005 @ 09:08 AM www


Quote:
Originally posted by happymummy


NB to Mel - am certainly appreciating your Avatar.



I'll second that
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