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The lottos derby!!

posted 12-5-2005 @ 07:44 PM www
The lottos derby!!

At lottos good fortune has struck.
Big winners are running amok.
Caledonian's cash, a Subaru made a splash.
Will you be the next one in luck?

So who will be the next super winner? Place your bets ladies and gentlemen, who do you fancy for the lottos Derby? Nelke's at 4/6, WhitePointer's at 4/5 and GoSainters is at even money. It's a redhot field under starters orders. I'll be calling the race folks 'cos I gnomey silks and that's just peachy with me. Amberpamba the rychbytch with the hotlips and the portiaa makes a beeline for the button and they're off to wildfire. Homer takes an early lead from elmo but quickly fades after 18 kittykatts a tulip and a banana, the chokoholic. He was born2comp, should have been born to gallop. Visibility is not good under a ravensky so I have to bcreative. After early sunshine, abracadabra! it's raining cats, dogs and cosmic chickens and looking very fugly indeed. Around the back turn it's gazza33 lengths in front of norie, caledonian, ashlan, portiaa, princesschrichar and tyecart. nelke's clogged up in the middle with prizesgalore up her hammer trying to holdinbreath and winnie at the same time. Moody, happymummy, jasall and gymjunkie are making ground with hairy, pussy, and madgurl inseperable at the rear. Along the side they gallop and polarbird flies into the lead but collects a floodlight, parps he should have been more careful. mickeydownunder takes up the running from marghambly and GoSainters who's made a lightning dash after a twinkletwinkle, she looks like she could run all dais. Griffin her jockey has tasted success91 times at this track. He's a real marstermind when he's not dizzy from too many wiskey's or in the psych ward after smoking timtams and snorting pepsi like a rednecked pirate. Around the home bend they stride, winnersrgrinners takes up the running, whitePointers eating up the field, pipefly is all eyes and here comes melmac and nelke. What a race, Andrew's jumped the rails and is headed for paris, the strutter. purplgirrl is out of it, she's really off colour, tabitha looks bewitched, saphire's gone blue, the poor sweetheart and oops, rembrat's gone kooka and is sprinting like a roadrunner in the opposite direction. She must have had a few pinklady's with her oats this morning. As they get to the line they're spread across the track this will be a really clothescall. They're straining every muscle and fibre in their thoroughbred frames. Bimberoony's flying down the outside but oh dear, she's stopped for the tooty. Lizard's been flattened by 3littlepigs who cannoned into suziewongie who's brought down Rica and peaceangel. It's carnage folks, there are horses and jockeys spreadeagled all over the track but wait, they've all remounted, they're lunging for the line and would you believe it, they've jammed solid between the rails, one metre short. Well folks there was no clear winner today so the race goes on. Who do you think will win next time? If stable rumours are to be believed, goldengoose has been trained to win a huge prize very soon!! :o:o:o:o:o:o:o
posted 12-5-2005 @ 07:51 PM www

PMSLLLLLLLL - You have too much time on your hands Prof LOLLLLLLLLLLL


PS: Me! Me! Me! I am going to be the next big winner!
posted 12-5-2005 @ 08:12 PM www

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ya funny bugga!

It's goin' to be me I tell ya! This is my best week yet - the postie off sick two days running and yet WPC's every day! BRING IT ON! :P
posted 12-5-2005 @ 08:21 PM www

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I got MY nose in front hehehehehehehe
posted 12-5-2005 @ 08:22 PM www

LMAO!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: You are very clever!!

I was too busy at the bar to race... but I am ready now so it will be me!!!!!:o:D
posted 12-5-2005 @ 08:46 PM www

LOL. I put my money on princesschrichar for the next big win. What goes around comes around. princesschrichar has some nice karma coming her way.
posted 12-5-2005 @ 09:07 PM www

lol - brillian!

But, prof, can't the jockeys end up in the jacuzzi please? Its my birthday!

Oh, flip, I mean, the SPA! not in me! I mean, can't the jockeys..........oh, dear, forget it - I see its not as easy as it seems!
posted 12-5-2005 @ 09:12 PM www

Fantastic, thank you professor for brightening up my day (or night). You are very talented and I love reading your little dittys and very clever prose.
posted 12-5-2005 @ 09:43 PM www

You forgot to mention that Pineapples1 at 1000 to 1 was a late she had far too many drugs and was found heading the wrong way. :D:D:D
posted 12-5-2005 @ 10:20 PM www

:lol: :lol: :lol:

This old grey mare was last seen heading for a roll in the clover:D
posted 12-5-2005 @ 10:34 PM www

It's Me, It's Me :D:D:D need something to cheer me up ..............

Was our 40th anniversary on Mother's Day, and didn't fancy going out then with big crowds, so we thought Tues. night would be quieter, :D:D ha, ha - all the places were full up (must have been because of Budget night?) so missed out. :(:(:( had to come home and warm up Chinese I'd cooked few nights before in my Winning Wok :mad::mad::mad: so need to get lucky to cheer me up :D:D griffin
Thanks for the little Poem Professor - very good too.
posted 13-5-2005 @ 12:10 AM www

Originally posted by professor
oops, rembrat's gone kooka and is sprinting like a roadrunner in the opposite direction. She must have had a few pinklady's with her oats this morning.

I've been told many times that I'm kooka, lol :lol: :D :lol:
Thanks prof... very funny read :D

I'm pretty sure the next big win isn't going to be me... just not feeling that lucky. Of course, I won't complain if I'm wrong :D :lol: :D
posted 13-5-2005 @ 12:22 AM www

Originally posted by JACuzzi
lol - brillian!

But, prof, can't the jockeys end up in the jacuzzi please? Its my birthday!

Oh, flip, I mean, the SPA! not in me! I mean, can't the jockeys..........oh, dear, forget it - I see its not as easy as it seems!

Gosh it's your birthday but it doesn't sound like you got your 'once-a-year'! :o:o:o:lol::lol::lol:

Thanks professor, loved reading and really enjoyed your latest instalment :D
posted 13-5-2005 @ 09:49 AM www

Apologies for those missing in action, bad case of foot and mouth disease in the stables. They won't allow more than fifty runners anyway, especially from the lottos bloodline, very unpredictable and hard to tame!!!! :o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o
posted 13-5-2005 @ 10:11 AM www

lol very funny prof.:D
posted 13-5-2005 @ 10:42 AM www

:( :( :(
posted 13-5-2005 @ 11:29 AM www

Geez your eyes are getting bad goosey, can't you read? :o:o:o:o
posted 13-5-2005 @ 08:51 PM www

Another brillant read prof. well done
posted 13-5-2005 @ 10:57 PM www


posted 14-5-2005 @ 02:09 PM www

:D :D :D :D
posted 25-5-2005 @ 02:44 PM www

well incase anyone missed it

pipefly is all eyes

that means I got my eyes on the prize!! i gonna win!!! go pipefly

thanks for the laugh proff.... :D
posted 23-7-2005 @ 04:18 PM www
Here comes a late starter.....

Who is it.....Yes its cotts, lookout, she's flown in to the lead in her new Ford Focus!!!!!

(Yep folks, thats me next week!!!!;)

I'll have a blue one please!
posted 23-7-2005 @ 04:33 PM www

I was put out to pasture :( LOL
posted 23-7-2005 @ 04:46 PM www

Great! You're so clever to be able to write these! :D
posted 23-7-2005 @ 06:08 PM www

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